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Soon, Zorp had so much wealth that money lost all meaning. He started using $100 bills as napkins and rubies as gravel for his driveway. He sat on a throne made of compressed platinum, looking at his screen which simply read: .

Then came the . Zorp didn't care for Earth diamonds; they were too small. He used a tractor beam to pull a literal asteroid made of solid emerald into low Earth orbit. He began "mining" it by simply shaking it until giant green rocks rained down into his backyard. ALIENS WANT MONEY TYCOON INFINITE MONEY AND GEMS

Zorp was the worst invasion commander in the Andromeda Galaxy. While other aliens brought death rays, Zorp brought a . Soon, Zorp had so much wealth that money lost all meaning

Zorp sighed, tossed a handful of flawless diamonds at a passing pigeon, and said, "Now? Now we open a ." Then came the

He realized that vaporizing Earth was bad for business. Instead, he landed his saucer in the middle of Times Square, opened the hatch, and put up a neon sign: