: It uses real calculus and statistical modeling to solve a ridiculous premise.
This is a satirical 12-page research paper written by Stanford researchers (Vinith Misra, et al.) to provide a mathematical foundation for a famous scene in the Silicon Valley Season 1 finale. Despite being a joke, it is written as a legitimate academic publication, complete with: : Defining "Mean Jerk Time" ( MJTcap M cap J cap T Dkurva.Denise.1.7z
: Factors like "D-to-F" (Dick-to-Floor) ratios and "girth compatibility". : It uses real calculus and statistical modeling