[s1e16] That Was Saliva, Alan -

: After a romantic night with Alan, Frankie realizes her life is too chaotic for a relationship. She leaves for Seattle to start fresh with her brother, leaving Alan with a bra as a parting memory. Memorable Quotes

Watch these clips to see the rare moment Alan actually beats Charlie to the girl: [S1E16] That Was Saliva, Alan

: "I don't know! It's been so long since anybody's touched me!" : After a romantic night with Alan, Frankie

In the Two and a Half Men episode "" (Season 1, Episode 16), the narrative picks up from the previous installment with the mysterious Frankie (Jenna Elfman) and her daughter staying at the Malibu beach house. This episode is a rare multi-part arc for the series, diving deeper into character dynamics and rare moments of brotherly rivalry. Episode Summary It's been so long since anybody's touched me

: "Think of it as musical chairs. But when the music stops, the guys who have a clue are sittin' on a woman instead of a chair."

: Frankie finally reveals why she's on the run: she is fleeing her deceased husband's wealthy parents, who are trying to have her declared mentally incompetent to gain custody of her daughter, Joanie.

: "Alan? ... It’s been so long since anybody’s touched me!"