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: The Boss famously tells a rival, "That's just fine, 'cause in the real world, you're just a bitch with a keyboard".

: It mocks the overly descriptive and often confusing nature of 1980s computer adventures with lines about "inky, tenebrous blackness". Memorable Quotes and Humor

While the text and story remain identical, the remaster significantly updates the visual presentation: Saints Row The Third Remastered Review - GameGrin saints-row-the-third-remastered

The game's writing leans heavily into its "celebrity gangster" premise.

One of the most unique "interesting texts" within the game is a literal text adventure found during the mission . While infiltrating a virtual reality network, the Boss is forced to play through a parody of old-school text games titled Dragons and Tears . Key highlights from this sequence include: : The Boss famously tells a rival, "That's

: Johnny Gat dismisses Phillipe Loren’s heritage by saying, "Same thing," later telling him to "go make yourself a waffle".

: Depending on your character's voice selection, the Boss reacts with varying levels of frustration to a stubborn door (e.g., Male 1: "Oh fuck you, door"; Zombie: "Mumbles"). One of the most unique "interesting texts" within

: During a heist, Gat jokes about his lack of hygiene with, "Hope you don't mind hepatitis" or "She's got the hep!". Remastered Changes