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"The real 'free download,' Max, was the friendship we almost lost to a Trojan horse," Sam deadpanned. "That's disgusting, Sam. Let’s go find some corn dogs."

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"Where are we, Sam? It smells like unwashed basement and Mountain Dew." "The real 'free download,' Max, was the friendship

The duo fought their way through a sea of dancing hamsters and Rick-rolling links. Max used a "Trojan Horse" as an actual mount, riding it through a firewall while Sam used a "Cookie" to distract a hungry search engine spider. "‘Sam & Max: Season Two—Free Download

Standing before them was the "Free Download" daemon: a hulking beast made of fragmented .rar files and broken registry keys. It spoke in a voice that sounded like a scratched CD.

Sam was pulled in behind him. They didn't land in their familiar 3D world. They landed in the . They were standing on a floating platform made of "Under Construction" GIFs and sparkling MySpace backgrounds.