Arthur spent three weeks highlighting the book in a color-coded system so complex it required its own legend. He learned the difference between a (the exciting one) and a bear market (the one where you hide under your desk). He mastered the art of the "Stop-Loss Order," which the book assured him was the financial equivalent of a safety net, rather than a "Panic Button," though Arthur suspected they were the same thing.
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He didn't become a billionaire overnight, but he did earn enough to upgrade his spice rack to a motorized, rotating carousel. As he sat in his kitchen, watching his cumin spin past his paprika, Arthur patted his yellow-and-black book. He may have started as a "dummy," but he was now a dummy with a very respectable . Arthur spent three weeks highlighting the book in