Alan blinked, staring at his brother in pure confusion. Charlie, what on earth are you talking about? We live in that world. We are literally the people in that show.
See? That right there, Charlie pointed a finger at Alan. That is the kind of sharp, biting brotherly banter that makes this episode a solid ten out of ten. I need to see how it ends to know if I successfully tricked her into sleeping with me. Watch Two And a Half Men S05E04
Alan scoffed loudly. You? Intellectual? The only thing deep about you is the pocket you keep your bookie's phone number in. Alan blinked, staring at his brother in pure confusion
Next to him sat Alan, nursing a drink that was mostly ice and cranberry juice, looking intensely stressed about something that was undoubtedly trivial. We are literally the people in that show
Just then, Berta walked into the bar, wearing her usual grim expression and carrying a heavy industrial-sized mop. Berta? Alan asked, bewildered. What are you doing here?
I moonlight as a bouncer at this dive, Berta grunted, leaning on her mop. And if you two don't stop whining, I’m going to bounce both of your heads off the curb.
Because, Charlie gestured grandly at the television. This bar has the only cable package in Malibu that is currently playing season five, episode four of Two and a Half Men.